Apparently "burning bush" isn't a euphemism for STD...

The Ten Commandments



Trailer Here

"It's the ultimate shaggy god story!"

Directed by:Bill Boyce & John Stronach
Starring: Christian Slater, Alfred Molina, Elliot Gould


"Holy shit!" I thought to myself upon watching this masterpiece, "It's Adso of Melk taking on Doc Octopus with a little magical assistance from Morton Shulman!" Yes, it's true – someone has not only made the long awaited animated version of the The Ten Commandments, they appear to have decided that Christian Slater would make a bitchin' Moses, Alfred Molina was destined to be Ramses and hey – lets cast self-proclaimed über-Jew Elliot Gould as God, so we can get a little "old shul" on people arses.
Two thing appeal to me in this trailer: one, the staff can't just become a snake, it's gotta become some kind of mega-serpent, you know, for the kids. And two: the completely bizarre Finding Nemo element to the parting of the Red Sea.
Seriously folks, while there's nothing wrong with this trailer technically, it's one of those wonderful and rare cases where you get an honest glimpse of just how shitty the finished product is going to be.


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